So yesterday from my kitchen window, I spotted a blindingly bright red shiny thing across the street on the hillside opposite to my house. I was very much so "what the fuck'd" out, but I couldn't pay this thing any more attention as Ilona and I needed to run some errands. We head out the front door and I begin to stare at the thing some more.
I was so distracted that I thought I was at the last stair when I was really 3 from it (out of a possible 5 steps) and I fucking fell down my stairs, all for what turned out to be a boyz 2 men cd.
