you laugh, you lose

suck my butt (suck my butt)

bad santa(s)

http://www.sketchysantas.com/

I once ran a soup kitchen...

Gandaaaaaaalf!

Man vs. Toddler

you decide who wins

...

auto-tuning comes through in the clutch, yet again

Auto-tuning makes everything good

yes

be very weary of toilet-men

tha illest emcee battle ever

who you think won?

wait... what?

http://vodpod.com/watch/2003137-mad-creepy-hippie-guy-gets-his-own-show-teaching-kids-yoga-would-you-allow-this-guy-to-teach-your-kids

if I ever wear a tall-t...

photoshopping courtesy of sfblah of the slap messageboards

i love that chicken from popeyes...

Tried and true...

the reason Dave Waite isn't big on drinking

you can only do this so many times before putting down the bottle

Hey, Girl

go here fur laffs
http://fuckyeahryangosling.tumblr.com/

don't click this link

unless you're 18 or over

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5204/powerfulq.gif

this gem discovered by kilgore

this, is bliss

first presented to me by Lurkenstock on Slap msgb

So...

anyone else ever 'google image' their own name?

ever come up with anything like this?

Help the police!

ah man

So yesterday from my kitchen window, I spotted a blindingly bright red shiny thing across the street on the hillside opposite to my house. I was very much so "what the fuck'd" out, but I couldn't pay this thing any more attention as Ilona and I needed to run some errands. We head out the front door and I begin to stare at the thing some more.

I was so distracted that I thought I was at the last stair when I was really 3 from it (out of a possible 5 steps) and I fucking fell down my stairs, all for what turned out to be a boyz 2 men cd.

Promotional tool

that's what I am.

I'll see you when the roses bloom again

Just thought I'd leave for California on an epic note. See everyone when I return. Expect a mega-post including maaaaad stuff.

Goodbye, my friends.

Say, how much meat is on your drumsticks? really? are you sitting down?.

youtube "shreds", and find a band you hate

a thought

Anything the average person does in their day-to-day lives would be INFINATELY creepier if they did it while biting their bottom lip.

Think about it.

vince is straight killin' it

hahah, oh my god

mmmmmmmmm

pandemic' never tasted so good!

god you're awful

your weight in properly operated vx1000's won't make people take you seriously

somebody partied with the pilot from Airplane!

o hai

I has a blog now